all asses were NOT created equal

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Dear Levi - I couldn't have said it better myself. :)
This was the best billboard EVER. I have to agree! Although, shame on Levi for not creating a great jean for THIS ass. But, hey, that's ok, DKNY/Lane Bryant seems to think my ass is JUST fine to outfit. :)

Go forth.
jessica kane

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  1. You look great in your jeans! I'll have to check those out. I've never purchased a pair @LB.

  2. i love levi's new campaign! but you are correct - they still don't fit! haha.


About Me

STATS Which are important so you can gauge if these outfits will look similar on your body.
SIZES: Size 24 on top, Size 26/28 on bottom, 11W Shoes
I have been every size from 12 to 32 in last 12 years.
MEASUREMENTS: 5'8", 50" Bust, 48" High Waist, 60" Hips

HEALTH: (since it's an inevitable conversation, here are the facts) 310lbs as of Jan 2014, normal blood pressure + cholesterol + sugars + etc, no PCOS, no thyroid problems, I think my metabolism has completely left the building however, I absolutely believe the human body was meant to move and exercise is important! Get those endorphins baby! Afterall, happy people don't kill people, right? :D

• being a working mommy wifey doesn't mean I have to dress the part *wink*
• black, white, red and grey for life
• no matter what size I am I will dress this body to the nines
• Size and age are just a numbers

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